How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Bob-omb

Jez:	The first thing to say would be that this is not pyramid selling.
Mark:	You're doing pyramid selling?!
Jez:	No, no, not pyramid selling.
Mark:	I can't believe you're into pyramid selling.
Jez:	Listen, listen. It's not pyramid selling, it's... network... marketing and it's a guaranteed money making... Mark! I've seen the, the charts!
Mark:	Oh the "charts". There are "charts". Why didn't you tell me about the "charts".
Jez:	Are you... trying to... piss on my bonfire?
Mark:	I'm trying to... protect you from... pissing all over yourself.
Jez:	I'm not about to piss... all over myself. I'm... I'm pissing into the... bigtime.